Did you always want to know the origin of 5?
The Kermit Legion and its mighty sandwichs?
Why RobertCop constantly kills Ryu?
Or why Jon has such massive boobs?
ME TOO!!!
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By VickFirth
Proton Glitch
Nov 8th 1985 - ????
On this day, for an entire 4 seconds, the world reversed its rotation, rain fell back up into their clouds, and cargo ships phased through the land. Then just as suddenly as it started, it stopped and everything went back to normal. Huh? How does this relate to Jon's curse of glitching games constantly? I don't know, I was just sharing a cool fact. Jon has always been breaking games. There really is no real connection between the date and Jon. Not that I know of at least.....
Proton Luck
(Jon First Glitch Ask) - ????
Perhaps he broke to many mirrors growing up, he played one of those infamous creepypasta cursed games we hear about, or maybe a god just really has it out against Jon in particular. Whatever the reason, ProtonJon's bad video game luck is infamous. If he needs to trust in the lady of luck, she will kick him in the balls.
Countermeasures
Jan 23rd 2016 - ????
Bored one night, Jon decided to build a defense protocol against the nefarious raiders who would frequently fill his chat with more interested viewers. Created using the masterpiece that is UHF, many alternate versions have been made by Jon and Chat alike. All ready to fight back!!!
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Door Gods
Oct 16th 2013 - ????
In Dead Space Jon discovered the glory, hunger, and protection of the Door Gods. Their insatiably appetite chew through Dead Space 1 & 2. Though they grew silent in Dead Space 3 and some wondered if they had closed for good. True believers know they would not lay door-mant forever.
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Kermit's Sub
April 22nd 2017 - ????
Kermit first showed his face on a fortune cookie stream with the game "Spy Muppets: License To Croak". During the game, a flabbergasted expression of our Green Hero was displayed and caused Jon to burst out laughing, remarking "Kermit looked like he was holding an invisible sandwich". This simple comment sparked the imagination of Dalton, infamous meme artist extraordinaire. Using his talents he produced a piece of artwork that inspired months of laughs, hard work, and devotion. Some even say this was the day the seeds of the Kermit Legion were planted.
Party Cruz Rap
Nov 26h 2017 - April 16th 2018
Sealed deep within the files of a game was a creation that was meant to stayed buried. Hidden behind the credits of "Muppet's Party Cruise" was a song. A song that cursed Chat for 5 months with its catchiness. Until one DJ TallManStan broke the spell through a Eminem Remix of the song. Killing the curse through sheer epicness.
Falcon Sad
Feb 28th 2018 - ????
During a race in "F-Zero: GP Legends", Captain Falcon lost to Blood Falcon who leaves the Captain's disabled racer in the middle of the race track for all of eternity. Jon spends time trying to tell them both that isn't how cars work but no one seemed to listen. Dalton (SmashToons) immortalized the moment with a comic.
Feb 28th 2018 - ????
While racing in F-Zero: GP Legends, Jon starts teaching everyone how to be a good Captain Falcon Cop by driving very fast and very far away from everyone else. More of these amazing lessons and more were touted to be available on the faux website CaptainFalconSchool.com. Very soon after, in the same stream, a mysterious viewer bought the domain and linked it to Jon's Twitch page. Forever "supporting a great cause, stupidity".
We Killed Cpt. Falcon
March 19th 2018 - ????
While playing "F-Zero: GP Legends", Jon was
getting a little "crowded" by an NPC Captain Falcon on the track. After several collisions and warnings shouted out by Jon, the Captain was unfortunately knocked off the track to his death. It totally wasn't Jon's fault, we promise.
RosaJon
Feb 2nd 2018 - ????
Attempting to cheer up Jon after becoming saltified during a Smash Bros stream, the artist Jumney took it upon themselves to draw a Jon & Rosalina mashup. Showing the humble offering to Jon, Jumney was met with with a phrase. One that called upon an invasion of tits that continues to plague the Art Corner to this day. "Not Busty Enough"